July 29

What if your life was run like a corporation?

Imagine if every aspect of your personal life was affected by corporate ‘rules’. How much would that fucking suck? Just picture putting in 2 weeks notice before breaking up with your girlfriend.. then having to help interview / train for the new ‘position’. Ouch. Although, they do have 1 thing in common – if you fuckup you endup with a box full of your shit by the end of the day in both cases.

What if you had to setup weekly meetings just to analyze your life? (I do this anyway, I like to call it a “bar”) Or everytime you made a friend you had to bring them up to speed on every aspect of your life as fast as possible? If you wanted to goto the shore for the weekend you would have to alert yourself 5-7 days in advance to get it cleared.

On the upsides it could justify a lot of things. Say you wanted don’t want to do the grocery shopping. You could just say ‘NMJ’ (not my job). When its time to clean the bathroom, NMJ. Want to splurge on buying 93 octane gas, or buy that fancy gadget? Write it off!

I think I’m going to start doing this. Every week I will bust out the spreadsheets and run my numbers. If they aren’t what I want I will start to fire friends, parents, women, pets, etc.