History Meme

Took the idea from Dive Into Mark because I’m bored.
If you’re curious to see which commands you use the most just run:
$>history | awk ‘{a[$2]++}END{for(i in a){print a[i] ” ” i}}’ | sort -rn | head

# local server
133 l
70 cd
47 svn
38 ..
29 e
26 mv
20 ll
10 rm
10 cp
8 ror

# remote server
123 l
74 cd
35 [...]

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shakebook pro for leopard – switch spaces with violence!

Update!
Switch spaces using your Apple Remote! (Or view the project on GitHub)

I was just goin around on the interblagosphere today and stumbled upon Erling Ellingsen’s smackbook pro. If you’ve never heard of this then you’re in for a shock. The basic idea behind what he has created is a way to switch virtual desktops simply [...]

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Super Happy Fun Work Time

So I almost forgot to post this up. For halloween my co-worker/friend Sam (at Napolitopia.com) created a video of the pirate cube. If you have no idea what the hell I’m talking about — check this (old) post.
By the way, this is the 1 year anniversary of the Official Pirate Ship Cubicle! (Well, 1 month [...]

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funny php mail script to harass friends, co-workers, or anyone you wish

I was bored the other day and on the phone or on IM, something. I had a stupid idea to write a script that just annoys the hell out of people via PHP’s Mail function. Its basically useless and I’m not trying to promote pissing off your friends — but here it is.
Usage

Save the annoy_friends.php [...]

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How to turn a cubicle into a pirate ship

Well, I went on vacation to Amsterdam last week and when I got back I was in a new world. What the hell am I talking about? I’m not even sure, but this is what I saw.
[Update:2007-11-12]
The first link is broken — Joe is lazy
The second link is the newly made write up by Sam [...]

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What if your life was run like a corporation?

Imagine if every aspect of your personal life was affected by corporate ‘rules’. How much would that fucking suck? Just picture putting in 2 weeks notice before breaking up with your girlfriend.. then having to help interview / train for the new ‘position’. Ouch. Although, they do have 1 thing in common – if you [...]

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Why English Teachers Die Young

Why English Teachers Die Young
Just some spam email i thought was pretty funny.
Every year, English teachers from across the country can submit their
collections of actual analogies and metaphors found in high school
essays.
These excerpts are published each year to the amusement of teachers
across the country.
Here are last year’s winners…..
1. Her face was a perfect oval, like [...]

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