Prepend files in OS X using the Command Line

This is a neat little “trick” to prepend something simple to the beginning of a file. Linux is funny in the way that you can easily append to a file by using echo “append me to the file” >> FILE but theres no real simple way to prepend. Most snippets I’ve seen use a tmp [...]

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Descriptive Comments For The Angry Developer

We all know that a picture is worth 1,000 words. We also know that programmers are lazy and typing comments is boring. After reading the following post about “comments from a madman” on Worse Than Failure I started to realize the pure genius of it all.
Here are 3 “descriptive comments” for use whenever you [...]

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Boredom Strikes Again – Old PHP Fun Scrambling Functions

Found this while looking for something that isn’t this. It will take a normal string and convert it into numbers. There really is no point to it, I think it was written years ago as a learning exercise or because I was really bored. Anyways, I converted it really fast to a shell script instead [...]

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Simple Easy To Use PHP Calendar Script

I keep finding fun scripts the more I look around. This one is from about a year ago, I used it in a small project so it isn’t the greatest. Regardless, it is very lightweight and is pretty flexible. It doesn’t include all that CRUD admin mumbo-jumbo because I’m being lazy, but it can be [...]

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99 Bottles of Beer Song (PHP5)

Found this while hunting for a file. It’s an old submission to the 99 bottles of beer website. I don’t think they ever posted it, but it was just a fun way to kill time.
Source

#!/usr/local/php5/bin/php
<?
foreach(range((is_numeric($argv[1]) ? $argv[1] : 99),1,1) as $number)
printf(
“%1\\$d bottle%3\\$s of beer on the wall,
%1\\$d bottle%3\\$s of beer.\\nTake one down, pass it around,
%2\\$d [...]

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funny php mail script to harass friends, co-workers, or anyone you wish

I was bored the other day and on the phone or on IM, something. I had a stupid idea to write a script that just annoys the hell out of people via PHP’s Mail function. Its basically useless and I’m not trying to promote pissing off your friends — but here it is.
Usage

Save the annoy_friends.php [...]

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Adding Custom Search Engines to Colibri

What is Colibri? It’s the closes thing to Quicksilver you can get for the PC, and it makes life easy when you hate using the mouse. (If you read my quicksilver post you’d realize that id do everything via keyboard if I could…)
My few gripes with Colibri is the fact that it had no way [...]

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Wordpress Plugin for Relative Digg Content

MOVED: http://ubrio.us/plugins

Relative Digg Wordpress Plugin – Add related digg story links to the bottom of your post based on keywords
Note (5/13/07):
I just looked over this code and I made a lot of mistakes. Just use it as an example/reference or clean it up. I hacked it together pretty quick when I was bored at work, [...]

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YouTube Wordpress Plugin With Technorati Tags

I’m no longer supporting this, and I’m unsure if the old YouTube API is still in place.

Download
Usage
Features
Change Log

Hey all, I was asked to write a simple plugin that will make use of the YouTube API to generate videos based on specific post tags.

Downloads

YouTube Wordpress Plugin
svn export http://public.svnme.com/youtubevideos .

Usage

open the .PHP file in a text editor, [...]

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Wiki style auto link formatting through JS

This is a simple effect that looks pretty awesome and can definatly make your blogging life much easier. (how? because you will never have to type “target=_blank” again, thats how.)
Heres the JavaScript includes

src=”/jslib/prototype.js”

src=”ubrious.js?domain=blog.ubrio.us”

or

src=”ubrious.js?domain=<?=$_SERVER['SERVER_NAME']?>”

And the JavaScript itself

Event.observe(window, ‘load’, function()
{
domain = ”;
$A(document.getElementsByTagName(”script”)).findAll( function(s)
{
domain = s.src.match(/ubrious.js(?.*)?$/);
if(domain)
domain = domain[1].replace(/?domain=/, ”);
});
$A(document.getElementsByTagName(’a')).each(function(l)
{
if(l.target==”_blank” || !l.href.match(’/'+domain+’/') && !l.href.match(/^javascript/))
{
// attach if outside of your [...]

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